At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
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Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter NE pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin
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A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night,
He was told to sleep in baby's room, but he refused and slept in the TV
launch to avoid baby.
The next morning he saw a young, charming n very pretty girl on the
breakfast table.
Who r u? The boy asked.
I'm baby and u?
Main ullo ka patha :p
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Son: Abba idher AA
Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta, daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,
Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.
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